Saturday, May 12, 2012

Mother's Job Description And A Note Of Thanks...

I have very fond memories of my Mother as a child. As an adult I have a different perspective.  I have come to realize what a difficult job it is to be a mother.

Mom,  I really appreciate all the love that you have given me and continue to give me. I love you and Dad very much. Thank you and may God bless you...


MOM - JOB DESCRIPTION This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, no one would have done it!!!! 

POSITION : Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma…….

 JOB DESCRIPTION :  Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.  

RESPONSIBILITIES:  The rest of your life.Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

 POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:  Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.

I received this in an email and thought I would share it...

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